funny quotes

i found
enjoy...

Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?

Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals. - They are so tasty .

Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught. hehehe

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives. <<<agrEED

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !

"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.

well that's about it
as the title says QUOTE ya3ni i didnt write this
hope u enjoyed em and loled as much as i did ^__^
oh, and if u have anything 2 add 2 the bunch go ahead ^__^
t.c
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